
1. A kitsch jungle playground in Topanga
This house, which calls itself a Pirates of the Caribbean getaway, is a lot, me hearties. It’s all tiki and seashells and laser lights, with Jungle Cruise-meets-Indiana Jones decor (and a questionable teepee). But we legitimately love the lush flora and general vibe—just make sure your tolerance for kitsch is strong. There's 73 photos for you to fawn over. From the practical side, it sleeps two and there's a sauna.
Rooms? One bedroom. Sleeps two guests.
The mood? A secluded tropical paradise.
Location perks? A stone's throw from Santa Monica and Malibu.
Budget range? A moderate price for a truly unique escape for two.